Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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