What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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