You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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