wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
So apparently I’m into choking now
Randomize
