She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
The adults are the big ones right?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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