YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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