Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
you made out with another girl for some wings
is that a dick in a sweater?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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