im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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