i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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