My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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