what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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