if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think my vagina is haunted
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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