are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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