Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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