I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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