ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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