If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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