It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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