If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He told me they were just razor bumps!
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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