what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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