All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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