Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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