Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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