called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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