He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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