What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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