I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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