I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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