Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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