normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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