I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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