Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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