Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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