someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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