I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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