SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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