glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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