yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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