If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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