I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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