She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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