First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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