i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I want a musical about memes.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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