i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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