I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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