On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
And then he peed in my hair
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