You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
