We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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