We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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