My hair reeks of homosexuality.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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