All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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