Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Randomize
