Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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