so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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