I must be too annoying 4 u.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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