Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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